@iamthecfobabies
The front door
Loud. Irreverent. Viral. Where you land first — built for the first month on the job and the last 11 minutes of the close.
Discover · students & juniors
Finance entertainment for people in the spreadsheet trenches.
Students. Analysts. Controllers. CFOs. You're home. Five repeatable franchises, one identity, no LinkedIn-thought-leader energy. Pick your floor.
Meet
The Toxic CFO
Compensation Committee · Confidential
The CFO's bonus is up 100% this year.
Yours is “under review.” Be happy for him anyway.
One building. Two doors.
One identity, two ways in. Walk through the loud front door — memes, situations, the community. Or step into the study room next door when you want to actually level up. Same building, no wrong door.
@cfointeractive
The study room
Witty but capable. The career-development portal — interactive tools to study, learn, and grow. Take a closer look just below ↓
Develop · career & learning portal
@cfointeractive
CFO Interactive
The career-development portal for finance. Interactive tools to study, calculate, and take notes — built to help you understand faster, remember more, and apply better. Track your progress, see your results, and grow into the finance professional you're working to become.
- Focus Study, learn, develop
- Tools Interactive & hands-on
- For CFA candidates & finance pros
Develop · career & learning portal
The character
Meet the Toxic CFO.
Runs the numbers. Runs the room. Runs the mouth. Deadpan, unbothered, and technically correct in the most inconvenient way possible — the finance brain you fear in meetings and quote in group chats. Didn't miss the target; reallocated it. To the bonus. Everyone in the building is a 'baby.' The CFO is the only adult in the room. No name badge, no gender on file — just a spreadsheet, a raised eyebrow, and the last word.
Verdict of the day
“I didn't cut the budget. I reallocated it. To my bonus.”
He always gets the last word. Someone in this building is about to take it.
Five franchises. One ritual.
This is how we party. We picked five formats you can show up to every week.
01Live
Today's CFO Situation
Interactive scenario · daily
“Your model is beautiful. The board wants it in Excel 2003.”
Play today →02Live
CFO Baby Rank
Quiz · refresh monthly
“Deputy VP of Unreconciled Confidence.”
Find your rank →03Live
Spreadsheet Trenches
Short reads · 2× weekly
How budget meetings actually work. (Hint: not how the deck claims.)
Read the column →04Live
The CFO's Confessions
Submissions · weekly · hosted by the Toxic CFO
“Tell me what broke during close. I've seen worse. I probably caused worse.”
Confess · meet the CFO →
05Live
Finance Meme of the Day
Meme · daily / social-first
A fresh finance meme, every single day. Same frame, same handle — the ritual you actually look forward to.
Browse the library →What we're doing
Two ways to belong in finance.
We build for the people in the spreadsheet trenches — students, analysts, controllers, CFOs. I am the CFO, Babies is the fun side: memes, daily Situations, the CFO's Confessions column, and a community that admits the most useful work in finance is the work that never makes the deck. CFO Interactive is the slightly more serious side — still witty, but a career-development portal with interactive study tools, note-taking, and calculators to actually study, learn, and grow. Laugh on one floor, level up on the other.
- For Students, analysts, controllers, CFOs
- Babies Memes, Situations, Confessions, Trenches & Baby Rank
- Interactive Study, note taking & calculation tools
- Channels Web · IG
- Stage Early access · building in public